I would like to present a few bad wedding jokes on the precipice of a wedding I will be attending Friday:

• “Why do I need to go to this rehearsal dinner? I know how to eat dinner.”

• “If this other guy’s the best man, why is she marrying the dude who cuts the dog’s hair?”

• From my sister to the bride: “Good thing you’re having this wedding before Labor Day so you can wear white.”

(If the wedding is on a Friday)

• Loved one:  “I’ll see you Friday.”
• Me: “Probably.”

I like to put across an air of mystery.

• “The priest said you can’t have alcohol on your breath when you get married. He said nothing about cocaine on the nose.”

And if you don’t like ’em, this is a free blog.